Anything Goes SALE - Flash Labs

[JB_rD81]

Yeah, I couldn’t do butthole hairs, nipple hairs, or hairy upper lips… I’d vomit

 

[Dirtnasty]

As long as it’s not dick and ball hairs I will get it in

 

[Afgvet]

Can’t trust them. They’re untrustworthy. I hope this isn’t true forever tho I’d like to find one I actually can trust and want to stick around.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Good luck I’m not finding any but then again I’m usually the problem.

 

[johnjuanb1]

Ugggg… hairy upper lip. Pluck that shit!

 

[johnjuanb1]

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[Brock82]

I usually am too. But my problem I am a little too petty. Was seeing this girl recently, very pretty, ex cheerleader, great body, good woman for the most part. But boy was she terrible in bed. I mean that important for me. There was no teaching this one either. It was such a waste. That and she never wore perfume or deodorant cause she was allergic. Always smelled of baby powder and that just was such a turn off. So yeah I usually find one reason or another to stay single. Even the girl I’m seeing now, gonna end it cause we met for breakfast recently and her legs weren’t shaved. Like it’d been a couple weeks. Gorgeous Russian fitness girl. Accent and all. Turned me off. Can’t get over things like that.

 

[Brock82]

If you look closely there’s rules on the wall in front of her. Not sure how I missed those you lucky dude!

 

[Kad1]

There’s a wall? Lol

 

[johnjuanb1]

I can’t stand baby powder smell!
Hairy legs would freak me out but I would tolerate it if I liked her.

 

[Brock82]

Same here!! It’s a disgusting smell to me. All that potential just thrown away. But it be like that sometimes.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’m sucker for cocoa butter smell. God I need to get me a black girl. Thai white chick just isn’t doing it for me.

 

[JLee]

Cigarettes…the smell of a smoker makes me gag. Some BO or mustiness…no prob. It’s even worse when they try to cover it up.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I don’t like cigarettes luckily people are giving that up for vaping hahhaha

 

[JB_rD81]

@JLee oh god, BO… if it smells like rotten onions or old chicken noodle soup, I’m out… there’s a fat guy who occasionally comes to my gym, lifts barefoot in the same fucking clothes every day and covers himself from head to toe in chalk and baby powder… he typically smells like a full job site shit house on a 100 degree day, and always asks me for spots

 

[JLee]

LMFAO! Yeah but I’m not asking him out! Beggars can’t be choosers. But @JB_rD81 I know the type and it pisses me off cause they don’t wipe the equipment off when there done.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I had some very distinct sweat smell lifting recently I wonder how many people at the gym could smell the coke pouring out of me. I could smell it so much

 

[JB_rD81]

Grape Jolly Ranchers… that smell gets me harder than a diamond in an ice storm!

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’ll remember that if I’m ever in Iowa flicking off cancer kids

 

[JB_rD81]

Purdue is where the cancer kid beat Ohio State @Dirtnasty, they have nothing to do with football magic here, just Kinnick in the Dark is like the Bermuda Triangle for good teams…