Hey Bigswole I need your help

[Dmomuchole]

I started this for Bigswole69and the X rated/ “gay stuff”. lol

So @BigSwole69 do you know what the difference between jelly and jam is?

 

[BigSwole69]

Haha, for starters can we have a full section for filthy things and nudity lmao cause if so that’s dangerous.

Please enlighten me lol

 

[Dmomuchole]

Well I’m glad you asked,the difference is I can’t jelly this dick up your ass. Haha

I was getting worried about you, you didn’t txt me all day.

 

[Mossy1985]

If either of you went camping and woke up naked, tied to a tree, with a used condom hanging out of your ass, Would you tell anyone about it?

 

[Dmomuchole]

Lol that’s funny, hell yes I would and no I’m not going camping with you.

 

[Mossy1985]

I prefer woman anyhow! I don’t even do anal

 

[Dmomuchole]

Yeah me to lol, I did that one time and got shit on my dick… Needless to say that was the last time.

 

[Mossy1985]

Sick! Same here. And I’ve dated chicks that dig it. I had to break their hearts

 

[Dmomuchole]

Damn those are the freaky ones.

 

[Mossy1985]

They’re all freaks

 

[BigSwole69]

But like what about a glory hole…like no one knows just a stop in unzip. Say normal porn on the tv?

 

[Mossy1985]

Nah. I prefer the feel of wet twat. Nothing else like it!

 

[Dirtnasty]

I thought they have constantly told you that’s what this section of the site was for

 

[Rusty]

Me and Murphy made fun of @BigSwole69 not knowing about the crates part of UG. And we did it using the @BigSwole69 thing so he would see it. He never even responded lmao.

 

[Outlawthing]

So you guys have never been to one of those party’s with a room that has a bouncer at the door and says either in or out no spectators. And it’s looks like a snake pit but it’s people it’s dark you don’t really know who is tickling your butthole and a mouth feels like a mouth

 

[Rusty]

That is weird stuff right there. Do they really have that. I couldn’t I am a visual guy. I like light and watching the girl when I’m giving to her.

 

[Dmomuchole]

Hey @BigSwole69 good morning, here’s a joke for you.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

[Dmomuchole]

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?” “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”