Shower Thoughts

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  • Toddlers are the most consistently violent subgroup of the population
  • Old tv static was a lot scarier for horror movies than HDMI 1 not connecting signal glitch
  • For a lot of men, the object of sex is to avoid an orgasm as long as possible
  • Grilled cheese is almost never grilled
  • A mullet actually prevents a red neck
 
Hahaha. Agreed. If I grew a mullet I’d look like the guy in the white van with one seat trying to give away candy. Now I’m going to have to try and grill a grilled cheese.
 
Hahaha
I’ve had five of them. Seems like every other one was an asshole or a bitch. Once they hit puberty they were all assholes and bitches. At 17 or so they start becoming tolerable again.
 
I’ve always said kids would perish on their own… stupid ignorant innocent…whatever you want to call it. Haha
 
These cracked me up. Pretty true. Toddlers are violent assholes! Like tiny narcissistic monsters! And old tv static is creepy as hell.
 
People have ED and I have the opposite problem my girl will just exist and my dick will get hard so i can just go regardless I never can’t get it up or keep it up never had a problem
 
Same here man I can go forever idk I’ve always been that way they say its in your head may be true cause I got nothing up top
 
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