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A man comes in front of a judge and is Charge with assault and battery.
The judge says your charges are you beat your wife with a hammer.
Voice voice in the back of the room yells you son of a bitch.
The judge continues and says you assaulted your daughter with a hammer.
Voice in the back hollers you asshole!
The judge calls the man upfront to the bench and says if you continue these outbursts you will be charged with with contempt. I can understand your outburst but why are you doing this in my courthouse? The man replies I’ve been asking to borrow a hammer for 20 years and the son of a bitch always told me he didn’t have one…
The judge says your charges are you beat your wife with a hammer.
Voice voice in the back of the room yells you son of a bitch.
The judge continues and says you assaulted your daughter with a hammer.
Voice in the back hollers you asshole!
The judge calls the man upfront to the bench and says if you continue these outbursts you will be charged with with contempt. I can understand your outburst but why are you doing this in my courthouse? The man replies I’ve been asking to borrow a hammer for 20 years and the son of a bitch always told me he didn’t have one…
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Dudes walking on beach and finds a lamp…rubs it for shits and giggles…darned if a genie pops out…dude say your shittn me! I get 3 wishes!
Genie says almost like that…whatever you wish for, I’ll grant it…but your wife gets double of whatever you wish for.
Dude thinks for a minute and says ok… I wished you beat me half to death.
Genie says almost like that…whatever you wish for, I’ll grant it…but your wife gets double of whatever you wish for.
Dude thinks for a minute and says ok… I wished you beat me half to death.
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Dmomuchole
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer lol
No eye deer lol
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