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Spot the difference???

 

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Jay Cutler the smartest

Only guy I've seen that doesn't push it to failure. At least on his videos

 

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Iykyk

 

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A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says, "You won't believe this, there's a man over there sticking his penis in a container of protein powder!" The employee looks over and yells, "No fucking whey!"

 

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A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets home, it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens. Next day it's fucking the ducks and the geese, too. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling over its head."
"The farmer yells, 'You deserve it, you horny bastard!' The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky, and whispers, 'Shhhhhh, They're about to land!!!