6 eggs scrambled and fried potatoes. I’ve been preaching this morning. My old lady tried telling me that it was arguable about who ate the forbidden fruit from the tree of life. Seems to be the only part of the Bible she doesn’t believe in. Religion has to be the most debated thing in history.
One of my best friends who happens to be a baptist preacher and is a completely funny dude explained it to me once…
Adam knew he wasn’t supposed to go anywhere near that evil tree…eve kept nagging him and nagging him… day in day out…finally Adam had enough and said to eve…“good gravy…give me an eff’n piece of fruit woman…the consequences can’t be any worse than listening to you bitch at me night and day…hopefully this will shut you the eff up!”
And that is the story of the garden of eden and mens everlasting tolerance of a nagging ass woman.
Back in office 100% starting tomorrow… no more teleworking except for the “sniffle clause”. Boss is a great dude and doesn’t want us in the office if we’re sick.
Went out today spent 190, chicken,beef,protein,salad,motherfuckin Philly Roll didn’t even make it out the car,the kid had one I ate the other 7. It was outfuckingstanding.
Trained chest and triceps last night. Breakfast has been 2 English muffins with PB and 1/2 cup of oatmeal with raisins. Egg whites
Then it was yogurt and cottage cheese
Lunch was shaved steak on a wrap
Dinner was chicken and rice with pico di gallo and some avacado
Protein shake with strawberries and bananas. This will be my meal plan until Friday
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