AND SINCE I’m the only one commenting on this thread I guess that gives me the authority to tell a joke…
A guy went to the doctors office the other day and found out his new doctor is a young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous.
He was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional, I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and il check it out.”
He said, "My wife thinks by dick tastes funny…