Quote of the day from a movie

[John]

“If you ain’t first,your last.”
-Ricky Bobby

 

[JB_rD81]

Reese Bobby bud… he was high when he said that. Hahahaha

 

[John]

I knew it was the dad,and figured someone might point it out

 

[Mossy1985]

I wake up every morning and piss excellence!

 

[JB_rD81]

I like to imagine Jesus singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd…. With an Angel Chior!

 

[Ripgut]

"Well, Let Me Just Quote The Late-Great Colonel Sanders, Who Said… 'I’m Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken…

 

[anabolic_geek]

“Donkey balls.” — Alex Kamal, The Expanse

 

[Poppy]

I don’t know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain’t got no soul

R Plant, James Page

@John this ones for you.

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

Big-legged was accepted music vernacular for a great ass in the Blues 80 yrs ago.

Currently, we have Cardi B singing WAP

We’ve pushed the envelope so far, what could possibly be next?! haha

 

[John]

Black Dog

 

[Kad1]

Help me baby Jesus, help me Tom Cruise

 

[Symarip85]

“I’ll come at you like a spider monkey Chip!”

 

[johnjuanb1]

“Mutual funds are the worst, you should never pass up the opportunity to take a piss, and fat girls tend to cum a lot.” - Dudley Moore (BEST DEFENSE 1984)

 

[Ripgut]

Im all jacked up off mountain dew!

 

[johnjuanb1]

It’s those that go fast that get paid and get laid.

 

[John]

I got a good,funny one for tomorrow,I’m sure everyone will enjoy it!!