Time to laugh at my pain!

[billybillings]

All right brothers it’s confession time. This morning I was loading up a smith machine to do shrugs. I always use my thighs to shove the plate forward when I’m putting 45’s on. Well this time, I pinched the tip of my dick as I put on the plate. Gym fail, brothers. I’m retaining my manliness but telling myself my dick is so long and strong that it was trying to assist with the plate loading. Damn, it sure did smart. Never ran so fast to a bathroom before to check the equipment! And there you have it, your laugh of the day.

 

[Bigmurph6]

Holy shit brother im glad that you’re ok that’s a critical situation.
I would definitely use your hands moving forward lol I read this and cringed so hard damn brother

 

[John]

Ha ha

 

[Rusty]

Hahaha. You need to do more dick ups and work those accessories around the shaft more and that won’t happen much anymore.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’ve done this too many times to count.

 

[billybillings]

You know the pain then!

 

[billybillings]

It was fucking red alert lol

 

[billybillings]

Maybe I can get my wife to do that accessory work…

 

[Bigmurph6]

I can only imagine I would have freaked out myself lol

 

[Rusty]

Haha ha. Good idea

 

[JLee]

I chuckled at this but penis injuries are no laughing matter.

 

[Poppy]

Blahahaha

Smashing your johnson is serious stuff!