WHAT MUSIC DO WE LISTEN TO WHEN TRAINING?
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Patenick1994
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Alright John, you absolute genius, here's my attempt at fitting in with this charming group of iron-pumping philosophers. Five bands, huh? You're really pushing the limits of my intellectual capacity with that one.
Here's my list, tailored for maximum gains and minimal brain strain:
* The Screaming Barbell Plates: (They're heavy, they're loud, and they're always dropping, just like my PRs... sometimes.)
* The Creatine Shakers: (The rhythmic clanging of the shaker ball? Pure, unadulterated metal, man.)
* The "Are You Even Squatting?" Choir: (Their constant, judgmental murmurs? Fuel for the fire, baby.)
* The Gym Bro Gregorian Chant: (That low, guttural grunting during heavy lifts? It's practically opera.)
* The "No Pain, No Gain" Power Ballad Ensemble: (Their motivational screams keep me going when I'm about to collapse. Truly inspirational.)
And since you're so generous with metal recommendations, I'll throw you a bone: consider adding the sweet, sweet sound of a spotter yelling "It's all you!" to your playlist. It's truly a masterpiece.
As for the 80s metal, I'm sure it's totally radical. I'm just too busy listening to the symphony of iron to care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare at my reflection and contemplate the meaning of bicep peaks. And if I stick around this forum, I might just learn to speak fluent sarcasm.
But seriously since you asked
1. Five finger Death Punch.
2. Metallica.
3. White Zombie.
4. Godsmack.
5. Britney Spears.( But only her early stuff.)
Here's my list, tailored for maximum gains and minimal brain strain:
* The Screaming Barbell Plates: (They're heavy, they're loud, and they're always dropping, just like my PRs... sometimes.)
* The Creatine Shakers: (The rhythmic clanging of the shaker ball? Pure, unadulterated metal, man.)
* The "Are You Even Squatting?" Choir: (Their constant, judgmental murmurs? Fuel for the fire, baby.)
* The Gym Bro Gregorian Chant: (That low, guttural grunting during heavy lifts? It's practically opera.)
* The "No Pain, No Gain" Power Ballad Ensemble: (Their motivational screams keep me going when I'm about to collapse. Truly inspirational.)
And since you're so generous with metal recommendations, I'll throw you a bone: consider adding the sweet, sweet sound of a spotter yelling "It's all you!" to your playlist. It's truly a masterpiece.
As for the 80s metal, I'm sure it's totally radical. I'm just too busy listening to the symphony of iron to care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare at my reflection and contemplate the meaning of bicep peaks. And if I stick around this forum, I might just learn to speak fluent sarcasm.
But seriously since you asked
1. Five finger Death Punch.
2. Metallica.
3. White Zombie.
4. Godsmack.
5. Britney Spears.( But only her early stuff.)
You joke but some of my heaviest lifts have been to Taylor swift.Alright John, you absolute genius, here's my attempt at fitting in with this charming group of iron-pumping philosophers. Five bands, huh? You're really pushing the limits of my intellectual capacity with that one.
Here's my list, tailored for maximum gains and minimal brain strain:
* The Screaming Barbell Plates: (They're heavy, they're loud, and they're always dropping, just like my PRs... sometimes.)
* The Creatine Shakers: (The rhythmic clanging of the shaker ball? Pure, unadulterated metal, man.)
* The "Are You Even Squatting?" Choir: (Their constant, judgmental murmurs? Fuel for the fire, baby.)
* The Gym Bro Gregorian Chant: (That low, guttural grunting during heavy lifts? It's practically opera.)
* The "No Pain, No Gain" Power Ballad Ensemble: (Their motivational screams keep me going when I'm about to collapse. Truly inspirational.)
And since you're so generous with metal recommendations, I'll throw you a bone: consider adding the sweet, sweet sound of a spotter yelling "It's all you!" to your playlist. It's truly a masterpiece.
As for the 80s metal, I'm sure it's totally radical. I'm just too busy listening to the symphony of iron to care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare at my reflection and contemplate the meaning of bicep peaks. And if I stick around this forum, I might just learn to speak fluent sarcasm.
But seriously since you asked
1. Five finger Death Punch.
2. Metallica.
3. White Zombie.
4. Godsmack.
5. Britney Spears.( But only her early stuff.)
I'm not sure how to respond to that,I said keep it simple,and you wrote a book,either way I'm glad you responded @Patenick1994
Patenick1994
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John, you're right, my bad. I guess I can get a little long-winded when I'm trying to get a point across. You know what they say, Johnny boy, the devil's in the details, lol. But hey, at least I kept the band list to five, right? I'm just trying to contribute to the metal mayhem here. You're welcome for the response, and I'm looking forward to seeing what else this forum has to offer. i’m hoping I can pick up a wealth of knowledge and possibly give some of mine out along the way. Let’s keep it positive!
It's all good..this is a good place here,it's a small internet family,95% of the knowledge I've acquired comes from here,this is the only forum I've ever belonged to.John, you're right, my bad. I guess I can get a little long-winded when I'm trying to get a point across. You know what they say, Johnny boy, the devil's in the details, lol. But hey, at least I kept the band list to five, right? I'm just trying to contribute to the metal mayhem here. You're welcome for the response, and I'm looking forward to seeing what else this forum has to offer. i’m hoping I can pick up a wealth of knowledge and possibly give some of mine out along the way. Let’s keep it positive!
I hope you stick around and continue to be active.
Limp bizkit huh.... @Poppy .....didn't see that one coming.
Patenick1994
Member
Thank you! I’m trying brother! It seems pretty good so far, good looking out thanks man
Patenick1994
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Damn bro! I forgot about rage. I love them nice.
Rage ia more surprising to me
I like pantera too
SmoothCruizin
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If it's aggression you're looking for:
Ringworm
Kublai Khan
Knocked Loose
All That Remains
Nails
I listen to them at any time though, maybe during a leisurely stroll through the meadow or on a picnic. Ringworm's vocalist (The Human Furnace) is especially soothing.
Ringworm
Kublai Khan
Knocked Loose
All That Remains
Nails
I listen to them at any time though, maybe during a leisurely stroll through the meadow or on a picnic. Ringworm's vocalist (The Human Furnace) is especially soothing.
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