At home sperm kit

[Musclehead]

I’ll be getting my at home sperm kit soon. I masterbait into a pod, and mail it back for a full sperm analysis on count, motility, and concentration. And also I belive sperm shape, which I think means how arrow dynamic they are

I don’t care about fertility, and hope my swimmers are dead space. My last girl friend of 2 years wasn’t on any BC. But she was over 30 and not in her most fertile years. New gf is a young girl in her prime, so to be more careful I’m going to see if I am as i believe infertile from low fsh and lh.

Been using gear for about 4 years . My first two cycles I did pct. But after that I decided to blast and cruise. Because coming off to just blast agian was counter productive for my goals.

I’ll come back with my findings/results once I have them.

Anyone have there experience thinking they are infertile from aas, but still make tren babies , etc?

 

[TBU]

Wait… you mail it in? Won’t most of them swimmers be dead? I always thought you had to be on site for a donation. But then again, I’ll bet it’s not a requirement. Also. Being on TRT/cycle for 4 years, I’m guessing your just shooting blanks. But. It’s better to check than wonder.

 

[Poppy]

After my snip…I had to bring my “sample” in within a time limit…don’t remember but it was like an hour or less. Had to do it twice.

 

[TBU]

Did you extract it or did you have help?

 

[Musclehead]

Yes. You push down a button after collection,and it preserves the sperm with whatever is release. I did look up at home vs in lab, and the facts say it’s no different in giving a quality analysis. They then freeze it for 1yr. That I don’t care about ,but it cones with the kit package. You can keep it frozen for more years after that, but at a monthly fee.

The kit has 14 days of life once it leaves the lab. They ship it over night ,then you ups drop off and it ships back over night.

They have a few options. Even a test that just shows low or high fertility done only at home for like $20. I used my HSA for this particular kit. So pretty much free ,why not.

 

[Musclehead]

I mean i hate wasting a load without the girl around. I’ll have help. Like a couples project, bonding.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I got tested when I was 29 and I don’t have good ones so whenhoppj g on gear it was one less thing for me to worry about

 

[Musclehead]

It does have a time frame . And a preservative you activate. My guess is its fructose or something, I’d imagine they like sugar .

 

[Musclehead]

Seems all doctors/videos i find say your not making sperm when taking Testosterone, when you look into it .

The Other side is aas users knowing someone, or themselves having children on gear.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Again I wasn’t making anything worth a damn not on gear and I’ve done ment so I even less worried now

 

[Musclehead]

What’s the deal with ment , I’m pretty sure I saw bloods on a ment solo run and it had his Testosterone Elevated to trt levels on only 40mg a week I think . Didn’t know it does that.

Ment is in the stash for the fall cycle. New to me. Only have one vial so 50mg for 20 days. At the start or end of blast.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Developed as male contraceptive and trt alternative

 

[Poppy]

Apparently the ex’s girlfriends were all ho-bags… after she walked out they were lined up with casseroles and such wanting to ride the wild poppy….sooooo yes I had help…don’t swallow honey…spit it in this cup.

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

That’s funny.

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

Oh so that’s how 2 girls one cup started

 

[Musclehead]

My results as expected and hoped for.

After 4 years on blast and cruise. Early 30s.

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

well…that was anticlimactic.

 

[Musclehead]

I was hoping for a stat read out ,like there would be with normal sperm . But nope just this emial ,telling me my sperm are to far gone for any stats.