Healthy breakfast no butter ughhhh

[Rusty]

Today I am having oatmeal and bananas. It was so stinking hard to not put butter in it. Here in the dairy state we put butter on everything. Yes everything!! So for the first time in my life EVER I am having oatmeal without butter. Seems like a trivial thing but if you think this is easy and I am being a pussy. PISSOFF!!! Hahahahahaha. Good morning UGM Family!!!

 

[PNWmuscle]

I’ve never even heard of oatmeal with butter haha. Peanut butter yeah, but not dairy butter.

 

[Rusty]

Hahaha

 

[TBU]

It’s like butter and grits. And you can have butter. A teaspoon isn’t that bad.

 

[Poppy]

Butter and brown sugar when we were kids

 

[Rusty]

A teaspoon is just a tease lol.

 

[Anabisi]

How about my kids brought home sunflower seed butter and I pulled it out of the fridge and I have no idea what the hell it was and here I put it into the pan to cook my eggs and I’m burning the f****** pan trying to wonder what the f*** is going on with this b******* butter but butter and oatmeal brother f*** why don’t you just have some f****** Ovaltine inside your oatmeal bro

 

[Rusty]

You got me laughing out loud bro!!!

 

[Bigmurph6]

Lol ob my god I can’t even type lol

 

[JB_rD81]

I put butter on everything! Oatmeal, grits, eggs, steak, hamburgers… iowa isn’t that different from Wisconsin

 

[Rusty]

Very true. You ever do into the dairy barns. There are those old tin pictures with pics of peas and corn and mashed potatoes all steaming with a slice of butter melting on the top. The dairy industry has us brainwashed here in the Midwest. Lol

 

[Anabisi]

Rusty man get yourself some sunflower seed butter and you’ll definitely detox off of Regular butter man I’m telling you I didn’t even know what the hell was going on with me that day and it just didn’t make sense lol

 

[Bigmurph6]

It all comes out the same way with butter or not so down it brother lol

 

[Anabisi]

I had to ask the wife what was going on with the butter and why was it green where were the kids getting this and why couldn’t I cook with it she was like you weren’t seriously trying to cook with that were you I said I definitely was because I couldn’t find any butter in the house and this was the only thing I had…

 

[Bigmurph6]

If I saw green butter I would assume it was thc butter or something
Gotta get some canola spray

 

[Poppy]

Make a “shame stick”…take a stick of real butter…put a popsicle stick in one end…roll the butter in sugar…eat…talk about delicious calories.

 

[Anabisi]

Sounds like a fraternity hazing LOL

 

[Poppy]

Fatboy thing

 

[John]

What the fuck

 

[Rusty]

Hahahahahahahaha. That’s the best response ever. I started laughing out loud as my wife is talking on the phone with her family as one of her family members is real sick and possibly dying. She looked at me and I saw lightening in her eyes as she said what is so funny. I am a bad husband.