Kettlebell Functional Training Program

[Neuro]

Whew. I’m sore in tired in very new places after doing some basic same movements just using the KB. good stuff so far.

 

[John]

Uhh,i was told when i was a young Marine,that if you DONT throw up,you didnt try hard enough,so fuck the females,and throw up.You dont NEED pussy,you want it,therefore you can live without it and be huge.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Man I never throw up no matter how hard I train. I’ll drop before it happens. And I’m almost at 5 month mark no sex. I’m happy that when I do get some it will be with my girl so I don’t have to worry about when I finish quickly not getting another opportunity. I’m hoping we go for a few rounds when ever it does happen

 

[Neuro]

HAHAHA an insight on @John could provide. You’re right. Next time I’m gonna puke on them just to prove I don’t need them.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Man or you just might find out that is one of there kinks and boom get sucked into a rabbit hole of weird sexual fetishes till the only way your able to finish is back to full circle regular as slow missionary position

 

[John]

Stick with me buddy,before ya know it we will have all females turned into man-haters,and lesbians.

 

[John]

Which might be the same thing actually

 

[Neuro]

Oh my good god this took a weird turn

 

[Dirtnasty]

So my girl isn’t a fan of me making sexual joke
And everything of that sort so I try and get the stuff out when Ever I can that way when I’m with her I’m
Good. I slipped up the other day when talking about doing sleep study. I mentioned I could book my fertility test at same time as those actions go hand and hand she was not Imoressed with my comedic skills that day

 

[Neuro]

Hahahah well I appreciate it quite a bit. Keep it up.

 

[Ripgut]

So my girl isn’t a fan of me making sexual joke

My brother’s/friend new wife is like that. I don’t think I like it. Takes away who he is as a person. That’s how he jokes it’s his personality. It’s who he is. And he’ll take that shit get corrected and the conversation moves on. I don’t believe the younger him would have taken that shit. But then again 7 tours will change a man one way or another I guess…

 

[Dirtnasty]

I mean it’s fine I just don’t text her the jokes or tell her when it’s just us. Honestly my ex was damn near like being with a guy in so many ways that I forgot how to actually act around most women. Again the ex sec drive was bigger than mine can onntren and it was just straight fucking porn style never Any romantic shit. She would just ask me if I wanted to make fuckcycle sticks

 

[Ripgut]

Don’t get me wrong there’s a time and place for everything. But 9 times out of 10 you should be able to make sexual comments at your old lady and vice versa. And there is definitely nothing wrong with romantic sex… As long as there is still some fucking going on…:crazy_face:

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

not. I’m considering the @Aude_Aliquid_Dignu combo of 1:1:0.5 of test/primo/NPP

Just wanted to mention… I max out at 300mg/300mg/150mg because 300mg Primo is the maximum we have Scientific human studies on. I do run this long term with quarterly Blood tests and Weekly blood pressure monitoring.

Lastly, I still highly recommend GoWod for those looking to improve their mobility via stretching. You can download the app. It’s like 10 bucks a month.

Also, when you do your first Turkish get up with the kettle bell in that photo… You gotta post it, LFG!!!

 

[Poppy]

Turkish get up with the kettle bell

Brutal. I’ve tried it…

 

[Neuro]

Haha I gotta Turkish get up first before I get up with that monstrosity.

 

[Neuro]

3 days of KB training last week. Absolutely brutally sore. Has made me realize how poorly bodybuilding connects the body. Trained one day of regular upper body while my legs recovered from the beat down.

Back on the program first thing this week.

 

[Poppy]

Everyone I’ve known that was deep into kbell training was in phenomenal shape.

They did just that… hybrid kbell/barbell/machine with focus on kbells.

 

[Neuro]

Didn’t feel like I did anything to hip, didn’t feel a pop or pull or anything. So I’m hoping it’s just a very deep sore that I’m unfamiliar with but HOT DAMN my legs stay wrecked from these damn KBs.

Did standard push today in the aftermath of my KB beat down the day before.

 

[Poppy]

aftermath of my KB beat down the day before.

Hahaha that’s funny