Manscaping tragedy lol

[DarthSocrates]

So I have always been a minor manscaper. I am not really all that hairy, so I use to just keep downstairs trimmed up for my wife. Well, screw her, but that is a different topic. Anyway, I digress. So the other day my 11 year old daughter says “dad, you need to shave your chest, its really hairy. and it is getting silvery” Now I am thinking, I need to appeal to some new ladies, which got me thinking, well I have trimmed my weight down, might as well give it a shot. I don’t like naked, so I figured I would just trim things up. Now, normally my chest and belly hair grow in such a way that it makes an arrow pointing towards my face, but after my trim job I step back and look in the mirror, and the damn hair looks like a giant dick pointed right at my face. Now, I am not a homophobe, but I am thinking, “this is probably not the message I wan’t to send to the ladies”. Eventually after some experimentation I think I figured out a pretty good compromise, and got the look I wanted, but damn, I didn’t think I would spend so much time worrying about my damn body hair.

 

[Poppy]

That’s some funny stuff.

My mrs likes my hair. Luckily. She shears me down a couple of times in the summer to keep me cool.

 

[Rusty]

Hahahahaahha. That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. We need pictures!!!

 

[Poppy]

Hairy boobies. This a month or so after being sheared.

 

[Bigmurph6]

Oh my God I thought that was going to end differently but that’s hilarious I thought that the tragedy could have meant that you lost something got me laughing

 

[DarthSocrates]

I should have taken a photo then, here is what I settled on. You can imagine the hairline thicker with a mushroom at the top. Lol

 

[DarthSocrates]

Lol. I month? That will keep you warm in winter!

 

[Bigmurph6]

I can barely see an outline that’s crazy it grows exactly like that

 

[Poppy]

Looking good old man… ready for the dating scene.

 

[DarthSocrates]

It is a wider when it grows, I kept trimming until I didn’t see a dick anymore. Lol

 

[Bigmurph6]

Lol you did good brother lol its just something silly nothing to stress its definitely a good laugh

 

[DarthSocrates]

Thanks Poppy, it’s strange how great motivation having to be out there again is.

 

[Poppy]

Good luck!

 

[Kad1]

My god it’s Sasquatch

 

[Rusty]

Hahahahaha lmao. Can see that developing into a dick. Some guys have all the luck!! Tell
Her that’s just a sample of what she gonna get later!!

@Poppy gets sheared so he don’t over heat. If you were in Wisconsin in the winter you’d be one of the guys shoveling their driveway with his shirt off!! True story

 

[Poppy]

Hahaha i do work around here without a shirt in the winter all the time. Lows in the 30’s aint all that cold.

 

[Rusty]

I knew it!!!

 

[Dirtnasty]

Should have learned lesson from Seinfeld. I either shave it all or nothing