Morning ladies and gentlemen its time

[John]

Today’s list of shit to do is.
Bis
Breakfast was 2 chobanis strawberry n peach
4 pieces toast,vanilla protein shake,coffee,water.
Jerk off
Watch the mets lose again,they went from 1st to 3rd quickly.
Tell wife n kid Iove them,maybe even some hugs, apparently i dont show the woman enough affection.
Clean
Bis again after the game.
Gonna bbq later.
Appreciate the small things during the day.
How about you motherfuckers?

 

[Poppy]

Bfast was usual… oats and egg whites… diabetes meds. Getting 2nd cup of high octane (1.75x caff) black coffee.

Deciding on what to do still. Might be first day in a week without rain. Grass needs cutting.

 

[Poppy]

You better give those girls a hug. They love their big guy!!!

 

[John]

Aye Aye sir.

 

[herrubermensch]

Alright motherfuckers! This morning was some low fat chocolate milk, some Kodiak Powercakes, about 3 oz. of orange juice to get my blood sugar right, and five cups of black coffee.

Today is going to be a physical bitch: I gotta remove an exhaust, driveshaft, transmission, clutch, flywheel and entire rear subframe, all by my lonesome and NOT in my shop, so just using jackstands and jacks. Fuck me.

Then it’s leg/DL day, which is a real bear.

Finally, its one of two weekly “appointed days” with my betrothed, so I gotta reserve enough energy for that. Might be able to squeeze that in first, which would be perfect. We’ll see.

 

[Poppy]

Busy boy today!!!

 

[Poppy]

It goes without saying… you know “who” has priority.

 

[BX-madman]

I actually went to the game yesterday. Phuck da Phillies

 

[John]

Nice, I got excited when the mets hit the 3 solo shots in the 9th

 

[John]

Glad to see you make use of the word motherfuckers, I feel like I’m the only one who enjoys using that word.Have fun using the Jack stands to do all that shit

 

[BX-madman]

Oh man tell me about it. Those last 2 strike outs really deflated the stadium. Tons of Mets fans were in the house

 

[Ripgut]

Same as yesterday… Turkey bacon and oatmeal… Will buy some chicken thighs and rice to get ready for the work week…gained 8 pounds since Tuesday… Either that or i got a big shit that needs releasing that i dont know about yet…back or legs today depending on feeling… Much love @John and the rest of UGM

 

[herrubermensch]

I regularly call my closest friends “motherfuckers” or “pendejos” or “bandeckos” or similar pejoratives, particularly my automotive friends. I like to mix it up a little bit. I think one of the reasons my firm gave me a corner office is because I’m very loud and regularly shout “fuck” as loudly as I can when something is not the way I want it. They manage me.

 

[Poppy]

Blahahaha

That’s funny. One way or another YOU got the CORNER OFFICE!!!

 

[John]

Back at ya @Ripgut

 

[John]

Ha ha,that sounds like me, I curse at the cabinets, refrigerater,myself,the floor, the bird that just has to fuckin sing right outside my window at 5 am,etc etc

 

[herrubermensch]

LOL. I always say, I’m many things, many of which are not exactly complimentary or good, but one thing I’m not is a pussy or reticent to express myself. I say what I think and mean what I say.

 

[John]

Agreed

 

[Poppy]

You yam whats you yam

 

[herrubermensch]

Yep.

I yam what I yam.
Know thyself.
This above all else: to thine own self be true.

From Popeye to Socrates to Shakespeare, it’s all the same message.