Dam its dead in here wtf

[John]

Well seeing as its as dead in here as my opa is,i guess ill just spout of some dumb shit,no work today,i just been a lazy shit today,it was carlies first day of 8th grade today.she is so beautiful,and i know im biased cause shes my kid,but shes legit beautiful,im dreading having to deal with boys,but i also know im intimidating without havin to try to be,so that works in mine and Carlies life…dont think im working tomorrow,gonna turn my crossbow and compound bow into local sports shops to have new strings put on both,gonna put a new scope on the crossbow also while its there,then ill sight it in on the premises before leaving.im excited with these cool nights we been having,its close to killing season…

 

[Dirtnasty]

I just got to gym getting package from friend second package of insulin and t4 is arriving Saturday my Telmisartin got shipped today life is good got a rave Friday and girl I’m meeting tells me she just started period yesterday then proceeded to send me the outfit she wearing. I told her well I guess I won’t have sexual I recourse with you on dance floor but good luck keeping my hands off your

 

[Poppy]

Short day for me at work.

Gym early took a nap.

 

[John]

Wait youll eat ass,but wont screw her on her period?

 

[Dirtnasty]

Oh I’ll plug the period hole. I just will try and not do it where people will get splashed by her uterine lining

 

[John]

Yeah me to,my exwife,use to say," well just so you know im on my period" and i would say somethingto the effect,good,bloody is just a different kind of wet,like a thicker wet.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Other than clean up I ta no different to me

 

[johnjuanb1]

The blood might be appreciated if they have a Goth room at the rave.
I had a ton of fun at raves in 1999, 2000.

 

[Dirtnasty]

It’s just all techno

 

[Ripgut]

You know, a real gentleman would ask the lady if she wants her stool pushed in…

 

[Dirtnasty]

Not an anal person myself.

 

[JLee]

@John . I have 3 daughters. Nothing seems to scare a young like a warm smile, a firm handshake and staring straight into his soul while you do it.
I’m sure you’ll having nothing to worry about

 

[Poppy]

I have 3 daughters

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