So you wanna get Jacked? Huge? YUUUGE?

[TG1]

Gotta watch out for this

 

[Neuro]

Goddamn. Hahahaha bro I had a girl from work follow my instagram and I legit thought “how weird this girl has the same name as the one from work, but that’s definitely not her” turns out it was her and all her pics were airbrushed AS FUCK.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Did somebody at the creepy guy. That’s me baby

 

[Poppy]

Wifey shows me pics of her girl friends on Facebook all airbrushed up. Gives me good laugh. From a face like a cross between my cod sack and a catchers mit to all 18 ish again.

 

[Aude_Aliquid_Dignu]

Just remember guys, a good fat girl will Bring her own bag of flour… that way you can roller her around in it to find the wet spot. (Last one, promise)

 

[Neuro]

HAHAHA this one actually made me lol well done sir

 

[rnmuscle]

To get hot girls you just need confidence and carry yourself well. Make them laugh. They usually don’t like guys they have to worry about. They don’t want the competition of other girls looking at them. They want to be center of attention.

Well said.

 

[Kevin M]

The cold hard truth

I have no friends and only guys hit on me.

 

[Poppy]

I have no friends and only guys hit on me.

You’re amongst good company. I’m 64yo and have maybe 3 guys I know would be there in a pinch. Although women hit on me all the time. I’m an old gray fox…

 

[Kevin M]

The fat girls love bodybuilders and will feed you too lol

I dont

You’re amongst good company. I’m 64yo and have maybe 3 guys I know would be there in a pinch. Although women hit on me all the time. I’m an old gray fox…

Coffee date, teacher, sweet and if she ever saw the Pharmacy I have it's a no go. Ex bitched except when she got laid six times a day. Chicken and rice and shakes and gyms and oh, circuits all week at Snap with a trainer at 800.

 

[EF9kid]

The cold hard truth lol

Deep pockets would tho! I see some many crazy shit out here in the WC