The Science behind the Queef

[Rusty]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Rusty]

I use to have this chick friend back when I was twenty. I called her pippy long stockings cause her hair was always braided and she wore skirts with striped leggings. She had the biggest pussy I’ve ever had the pleasure. When ever she’d be bent over it was every single pump she’d vart. It was so bad I couldn’t finish ever unless we switched positions lmao.

 

[Fred]

I would lay odds that it was a US Government funded study. Utah State University received $500k from the EPA to study Bovine Flatulence. Vaginal farts seem to be more of an existential threat.

 

[Rusty]

Definitely will kill the ozone. PO2 is way worse then CO2

 

[Causkatz]

Man I always thought a vart was when a fart rolled up the front

 

[Rusty]

Good educational post. Now you know sister!!! Haha

 

[Poppy]

Y’all ate killing me today! Blahahaha

 

[Dman]

Puppy style seems to always end up as a queef. Half the time my partner is so apologetic but I think it’s funny, Only here does this extremely common problem gets discussed. Good for you Ugm for the stones to bring it up.

 

[Shmuttyone]

@Bigmurph doing well man. I need to get back under the bar. Getting fat.
I’m glad to see you all still killing it on the best damn forum around.

 

[Dirtnasty]

This is funny this morning I asked the chick that I slept with if she had any queefing cause it felt like I was packing that full of air last night

 

[Rusty]

Back then we were both so young. She was just a fuck friend after bar thing. We would always just become silent and not say anything like it wasn’t happening lmao. Never discussed it. Hahaha to embarrassed I guess

 

[Stretch22]

I’ve conducted several double blind placebo studies on the queef and can attest this information is accurate.

 

[Thunder]

The shit we talk about

 

[JLee]

I would lay odds that it was a US Government funded study.

Lmao! No doubt an attempt to control global warming!

 

[JLee]

Man I always thought a vart was when a fart rolled up the front

Your killing me

 

[Bigmurph6]

Stop in any time brother will be here

 

[johnjuanb1]

Hahahaha omg that’s hilarious!

 

[johnjuanb1]

 

[Fred]

This thread needs a bump.

Squart (noun). Flatulence during the act of performing squats at the gym.
Ex: The squart he ripped at the squat rack fogged the mirrors.

 

[Bigmurph6]

Interesting definition and example lol