Thought you’d all get a kick out of this quick conversation. Feel free to use my words if the opportunity presents itself.
So I had a short discussion with a bandana wearing pro mask guy the other day.
Him: No mask for you bro?
Me: I’m wearing one.
Him: I dont see it.
Me: It’s invisible, but rest assured it’s working because it’s masking my urge to jam that fucking bandana down your throat. Which by the way, is about as useful to you as a magnum condom on your tiny little Dick.
Him: your not a nice person.
Me: Smartest thing you’ve said so far.
So I had a short discussion with a bandana wearing pro mask guy the other day.
Him: No mask for you bro?
Me: I’m wearing one.
Him: I dont see it.
Me: It’s invisible, but rest assured it’s working because it’s masking my urge to jam that fucking bandana down your throat. Which by the way, is about as useful to you as a magnum condom on your tiny little Dick.
Him: your not a nice person.
Me: Smartest thing you’ve said so far.