Wheres my poptart boys

[Anabisi]

Pop tarts give me mad indigestion my goto is Raison Brand

 

[Rusty]

I have a half eaten box of tarts and now that everyone has talked me into cutting fat and not bulking (mostly cause I got sick and lost a bunch of weight) I haven’t touched them. But I think about them a lot. I like toasting them then spreading a thin layer of butter over them to melt. To me this is like TART PORN. I think I’m gonna go find a dark room now

 

[John]

Ha ha butter,no way.

 

[Bigmurph6]

I agree damn dairy farmers always trying to sneak in another stick of butter lol

 

[herrubermensch]

OMG, I think I hate you. How in the fuck does that happen?! If I ate like that before bed, I’d be up five pounds in the morning!

 

[Rusty]

Haha. @Bigmurph @John you gotta try it man. Toast those bitches and just rub a little slice of butter over them or butter wannabe stufff. And hell yes support the dairy farmers.

 

[John]

Ha ha I can’t @Rusty I’m tryin to limit my sodium

 

[John]

Ha ha @herrubermensch and I’m not joking either, and I WISHi could wake up 5 lbs heavier

 

[John]

I will buy milk.

 

[Rusty]

Haha. Thanks for your support of the great American Dairy Farmers. And btw. They make unsalted butter lol.

 

[John]

So there’s little to no sodium in those?

 

[Rusty]

 

[John]

Ok gotcha never looked Into cause I dont really use butter

 

[Rusty]

Ya well here if
You don’t have butter in your fridge then the household goes into panic mode. Not even joking. Better your water heater stops working then run out of butter. Hahahaha

 

[Rusty]

Now doesn’t that just look too good to be true.

 

[John]

Haha no thanks.

 

[Rusty]

Hahahaha. Ok I’ll stop trying to sell
You on buttered tarts. Am gonna sleep now. Have a good night.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’m with you here I’m actually not the biggest butter fan