Dinner today fuck ya!

[Dirtnasty]

I would consider John a buddy but our balls are never going to knock together hahahah

 

[Rusty]

I have a few folks on here I consider friends including you dirt. But I’ll be damned if my balls are ever gonna come close to anyone else’s hahahaha

 

[Dirtnasty]

Fair enough all just jokes

 

[Rusty]

I know.

 

[Rusty]

Desert today.

1 banana
1 cup egg whites
1/2 cup milk
1 scoop vanilla flavored protein powder
Half cup peanut butter
Ice
Blend well. SHAKE time baby!!!
@herrubermensch

 

[Poppy]

You got me doing the egg whites too! That’s bout what my shake is too except water and no milk. @Rusty

 

[Rusty]

I’d rather have a piece of cake. But it’s satisfying and gets me by. Haha

 

[Poppy]

Same same!

 

[John]

Not sure how I missed this so yeah @Rusty and @Dirtnasty I’d rather have my wife pay all three our bails, then touch, anything maybe hand shakes at best.

 

[Rusty]

Pay our bails. So we are all going to jail together?? That is good friends. Especially if your wife is gonna pay our bails also!! Hahahaha. And yeah handshakes are good. Maybe even a hug if my estrogen is high hahahaha. @John @Dirtnasty

 

[John]

Well I assume the worst,but anything’s possible I guess

 

[John]

And yes I am positive she would bail us out, I’ve discussed things of that nature with her years ago, she knows.

 

[Rusty]

Was that part of your premarital
Counseling. Lmao. Just kidding. That’s a kickass wife you have bro!!!

 

[John]

How did you know we went to counseling already

 

[Rusty]

All happy couples are in counseling lol. I have a hard time imagining you agreeing to counseling for some reason.

 

[John]

Haha I laughed, I personally go to it from time to time, but yeah I don’t plan on goin with the wife.

 

[Rusty]

I do to. I can’t imagine going with my wife. It would be very one sided. I would be sitting there quietly listening to all her craziness. And I would be like yup that’s true. And yup I did that also. Which would piss her off more. My wife can be a bit nuts at times. But she takes care of me better than anyone else ever has. Our therapy goes something like this. I do something stupid and piss her off. I don’t realize I pissed her off until she gives me the silent treatment. Then I realize I did something wrong. I leave her alone until she does something dumb then I make fun of her then she laughs and throws something at me then we fuck like animals and everyone is happy. Done!!! @John

 

[Dirtnasty]

Hahahah

 

[JLee]

@Rusty. Freeze the banana. It will make it almost like a milk shake. Won’t need the ice.

 

[Cluster]

Fuck yeah freedom baby