Wild tinder/hook up stories

[BigSwole69]

I know you gents have them lmao this is way beyond my time so want to hear what’s new out there lmao

 

[Dirtnasty]

Give me a few weeks I just started

 

[BigSwole69]

I have to live through you young guys!

 

[John]

Negative, your not doin nothin thru me.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I say that to the 24 yo I work with. Turns out I’m banging young ones he’s goi g older

 

[Dirtnasty]

Just got a match for a nuru massage

 

[BigSwole69]

@John let me be one with you!!!

 

[BigSwole69]

Ugh I miss the asian massages lol

 

[John]

You don’t wanna live thru me, it’s a circus inside my head, and my plan is to bang the same woman the rest of my life.

 

[Thunder]

What’s a nuru?

 

[BigSwole69]

Hahaha @Dirtnasty explain

 

[Dirtnasty]

That’s what I want as well. Trouble is I can’t find one that wants to be with me long term.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Oiled up slip and slide

 

[John]

Ha ha well sounds like your the problem then @Dirtnasty

 

[Dirtnasty]

Probably so

 

[McSwickles]

@BigSwole69 you gotta check out vanilla unicorn! It’s like tinder but for fetishes! It’s how I get pissed on!

 

[BigSwole69]

Do I just google that lmao hahaha

 

[McSwickles]

When they filmed “2 girls 1 cup”, do you think the guy holding the camera knew what was about to happen? Do you think they rehearsed and did multiple takes…?

 

[McSwickles]

It’s an app like tinder!

 

[Dirtnasty]

Oh yeah he knew