Wild tinder/hook up stories

[Dirtnasty]

I’ll find out if some kids pop out in about 7 months and they are mixed

 

[Mossy1985]

I can’t afford to take risk like that.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Well it’s too late and I’m too dumb

 

[John]

Oh yeah @Dirtnasty you trust those cunts? Did she show you the implant, ha ha

 

[Dirtnasty]

I think I felt it hahaha. She did show me her atf free test

 

[Bigmurph6]

Its true

 

[Mossy1985]

I always assumed it would weaken the swimmers

 

[Dirtnasty]

Well yeah I’m assuming That but if this chick pops out mixed kids I’m asking for paternity

 

[JB_rD81]

All the shit in this post right here is why I told my oldest daughter I would be screening her tinder when she signed up for it. I know too many f’ing scum bags on it (not you guys, guys from work) and I would have no issues with field dressing any of them that tried to lay a finger on my daughter!

 

[Dirtnasty]

Oh I’m a scum bag for sure but a decent one at least

 

[JB_rD81]

I see nothing but the finest of people here for the most part…

 

[BigSwole69]

Hahaha well at least @Dirtnasty uses a fist vs a finger haha

 

[Mossy1985]

They should be paternity tests with every pregnancy. Just to keep shit legit.

 

[John]

Ha ha @Dirtnasty we knew that already

 

[Outlawthing]

So who order a gal and got a guy story ??

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’ve never ordered anything but have almost been fooled at a bar a few times

 

[Outlawthing]

Say you ordered roast beef and got hot dog
Had one after a friend last year they do swingers stuff sending him pics and he met her he it he she uhm he said you would. Have never known and she he it wa sactually really hot. She also wasn’t hung like most of em I don’t understand if you packing that much heat why you wouldn’t be proud of it

 

[ATAVUZ]

I find it weird how you might have felt the implant. Must have a super long donkey.

 

[Outlawthing]

If I can touch them they are real

 

[GillyTheKid]

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