Wild tinder/hook up stories

[BigSwole69]

That is brutal brother! So that ball draining is a must!

 

[paramexer]

guy i used to know would walk in the apple store and put meat spin on every macbook and walk out

 

[BigSwole69]

That man is a true hero and needs to be protected at all costs lmao

 

[Dirtnasty]

Worst part is the way schedule is set up it’s all straight pay

 

[Dirtnasty]

So last night I discover glow in the dark nipple rings are a thing. Also I really need to hit set up first encounters on leg day. Luckily I was able to get enough thrusting from bottom with cramping to get the job done

 

[Mossy1985]

Nipple rings are hot! On chicks! To clarify. Just in case @BigSwole69 reads this

 

[Dirtnasty]

Was a chick. Somehow all I’m pulling right now is 21 yo’s. I’ll take it 3 weeks away from 35th

 

[Mossy1985]

I think they can smell all the extra test!

 

[Dirtnasty]

Forgot to pack my proviron last night so she missed out in that little bit of extra

 

[ATAVUZ]

I met a girl off tinder once and we went to D&B got drunk and we were walking around outside in an outdoor mall and she squatted in front of everyone and took a piss (she had a dress on) it was pretty disgusting. I knew she wasn’t relationship material after that but I fucked her that night anyways. Lol.

 

[Dirtnasty]

We both had topics at same time last night I feared to try and go between her legs so we could do it the same time she wasn’t having it

 

[ATAVUZ]

Hope it was a cheap date then lol. Nothing is worse then paying over 50$ on dinner and not getting shit or even a thank you. That’s why I don’t do online or tinder anymore. The women on there are too stuck up, most are fat and broke or have issues. Also their egos are massive cuz they have hundreads of men wining and dining them every week

 

[Mossy1985]

Just my style

 

[Dirtnasty]

Oh I finished inside her so something came.

 

[Mossy1985]

They love that

 

[Dirtnasty]

Has that implant so it’s not a big deal.

 

[Mossy1985]

I don’t trust any of that! My first 4 kids was during birth control 2 of them with the implant, 2 on the pill but I’ve known a lot of females that loved the feeling of it running out.

 

[ATAVUZ]

Yeah I don’t trust BC I got a girl preggy when she was on the pills. Then again you never know bitches be lying about their stuff secretly just to collect child support or stability.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Well I mean I’m not really able to make them already so double whammy. That is unless using roids somehow made my swimmers Better. Which is possible.

 

[Mossy1985]

I hope not. My swimmers was already strong enough