Diary of a middle aged, fat, broken mans comeback

[Afgvet]

Woah, I don’t cry

 

[John]

Yeah like every other marine, you think your stories the worst, and probably get off on their crying, cause you have the worst story.

 

[Afgvet]

No just a real marine

 

[John]

Oh you just make people cry, I cry when I tell my stories

 

[John]

Ha ha exactly what every marine would say

 

[Afgvet]

No I think that’s every marine but the infantry

 

[Dirtnasty]

I feel like my joke is going to be over looked

 

[John]

What joke

 

[John]

Oh the sex one?

 

[Dirtnasty]

You got women do cry during aex with me. They realize they are making poor life decisions

 

[NeuroRN]

Hahah If I could. I most definitely would go high. One day weed will be legal and my poor therapist will get my high thoughts and then she will kick me out of her practice.

 

[NeuroRN]

I appreciate your willingness to stand up for your joke.

 

[Dirtnasty]

If I don’t have jokes and I can’t bench press I got nothing going for me.

 

[Afgvet]

I cried a little bit the first time I had sex with a big girl.

 

[Afgvet]

Said I would never do it. I didn’t need sex that bad. I did.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’m a bug guy so maybe they are upset they let themselves get boned by a fatty.

 

[Afgvet]

& I also read in Psychiatry and Behaviour Therapy Journal that if your therapist hasn’t cried, you’re probably fine.

 

[John]

Ha ha really, I’m not sure how you define “fine” but I don’t think I’m, but my therapist hasn’t cried so I must be ok according to your book, I mean really how true can that be?

 

[Afgvet]

It’s a medical journal bro I would say 100%

 

[Dirtnasty]

Link or it didn’t happen