Fucking stupid dam hiccups

[John]

To whom it may concern:
I went to my local urgent care last night 830 they tried some stretching with my hands in the air while the nurse was holding cup a water and basically dumped it down my throat, didn’t work, gave me 10 cyclobenzaprine took 3 before bed helped over night but been hiccuping all day, they told me go to er today and they will run tests and give me Thorazine and monitor me for a while, so we passed off the kid, on my way home to shower then go. The doctor and two nurses asked if they left the room last night and randomly came back in could they tryin “scaring” them out of me, and I said with a straight face, sure if you all want to get beat up. they kinda laughed

 

[Thunder]

Man I feel for you bro… crazy shit right there

 

[Thunder]

Are you running any hgh?
Just read that nerve damage can cause hiccups…
Just a thought

 

[John]

Negative, never have actually

 

[Dmomuchole]

Damn that sucks, 10 minutes of hiccups and I start to go a little insane.

 

[Youts]

Good luck @John hope they figure this shit out!

 

[John]

Thanks buddy, I been in ER Waitin room for only two hours so far, went to the “bathroom” to hit my weed pen, checked up on baseball my teams opening day, they won, fucked around on here, I’m fucking starving, my wife’s with me, she’s reading a book, cause despite my constant yapping on here, I’m a pretty silent person, just sittin back and observe all the poor bastards in the Waitin room with me

 

[Youts]

ER waiting rooms are the worst! Breeding ground for sickness too!

 

[John]

They Thorazined me in the butt cheek I said what gauge you use she said 22 to which I commented I prefer 25

 

[Dmomuchole]

If that doesn’t work I heard If you stand on your head blink your eyes and rub your belly might get rid of them.

 

[Thunder]

Did they give you a drool cup? Lol

 

[John]

Still here They kept me over night no drooling Thorazine didn’t stop the hiccups neither did baclofen

 

[Thunder]

Jesus bro… wtf
What are they planning on doing next?
I read on this yesterday and there was mention of a type of nerve damage that could lead to chronic hiccups. Have they mentioned anything like that?

 

[John]

They have not, they did blood work, urine test,ekg, although my kidney numbers are a bit off nothin major, I’m not fuckin stayin another night, and I have no clue what their gonna give me to control these hiccups

 

[Outlawthing]

I hope you figure it out boss we don’t need you going down on us

 

[John]

Ha ha @Outlawthing, I’ve over dosed and made it thru Iraq 3x, id be real angry if the hiccups took me out.

 

[John]

Well boys, my kidney functions are not not the greatest they want to keep me overnite again, only thing I hadn’t been honest with them was the use of compounds and I finally said something, since their trying to diagnose things, so with that being said, I am dropping my cycle(test n proviron) till further notice. It will be a true struggle to keep working out, I never got into working out, UNTIL I got a hold of compounds, so without them I’m not that into lifting.

 

[Youts]

Damn man, that is going to be a real struggle going off all compounds! Good luck @John.

 

[John]

It’s disappointing, came here for hiccups, and now this, however now that we know the problem it can be rectified, I will have to stay motivated.

 

[Dirtnasty]

Power through my friend