My grandpa always wore a stocking hat in the 80’s, even when it was 90 degrees out, I figured out why in the 90’s before he passed away, he had the worst comb over in the history of combovers, his hair on one side was 6” longer than the other and he’d just swoop it up top, mess it around and throw the stocking hat on…. Add in the fact that he looked just like Alvin Vulcanheimer from Nothing But Trouble, and you’ll get a look at where my genetics are coming from