Military always busting on military lol

[OB1]

If you’re talking about that mr gay world beauty guy… He was never a Marine to begin with and never will be. He’s a disgrace

 

[OB1]

I totally love these jokes

 

[Bigmurph6]

So he actually faked being a marine?

If so yeah fuck him 100% and not the way he likes fucking fakes everywhere so disrespectful

 

[OB1]

I don’t know if he was in the corps or not… I was saying that a ‘true’ Marine would never do or be that douschebag…

 

[TG1]

I have more respect for this guy then that one.

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I hope it inspires you @John

 

[TG1]

Marines are the gayest of the armed forces. They even admit it in the times.

 

[Bigmurph6]

Gotcha lol

 

[Bigmurph6]

Were going to have marine cyber units attacking us soon lol

 

[TG1]

Lol I just do it cause it pisses John off.

 

[OB1]

I love my Marine brothers. But I joined the Army cause I don’t like the taste of crayons … Marines be some perfect marching shit stompers… And I’m proud as hell to have sandboxed alongside them banana shredding oorah’s… Semper Fi…

 

[Islandswole]

This fucking thread

 

[McSwickles]

That shit makes me glad I’m married, young McSwickles, 8 drinks in on a Saturday night, the bars closing, you already knew you might fuck a big girl tonight… and tammy the tranny struts by… you’d never know till you woke up… then you have to shoot somebody, you’d have to!!!

 

[TBU]

What was the name of the dude that got busted for espionage? And went full blown cock and balls removal? Thats mad respect. He wanted to suck dick but NOT be Army gay to keep you all off the gaydar.

 

[TG1]

Have a read lol. Fake but good.

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[John]

Well thanks @TG for thinking of me and intentionally tryin to get under my skin, and @Bigmurph always seems to get a laugh out of this stuff so atleast it’s fucking bringin someone pleasure, luckily I’m a soft spoken, easy going lovable guy which enables me to withstand this bullshit.

 

[Bigmurph6]

This doesn’t bring me pleasure I actually just told someone that a cyber unit from the marines is going to attack us lol
If anything marines are probably the only people on the planet that I would worry about throwing hands with to be honest.

 

[Bigmurph6]

I actually just heard that marines can’t carry umbrellas because they need both hands to kill someone lol
That’s badass

 

[John]

Well you did end it a LOL…I don’t want to throw hands either, however I am going for the take down and submission.

 

[John]

I’d rather not stand up and take the chance of gettin hit with one soild, well placed punch and get knocked out, going to the ground every chance I get.

 

[TG1]

Your first mistake is thinking Marines are smart enough for a cyber unit. They’d be like a monkey trying to fuck a football using computers.