Military always busting on military lol

[TBU]

One of my sons is in the Corps right now a Cyber cryptologist. No shit. Real MOS… he’s a fucking super genius. Must have got that from his mother.

 

[TBU]

I can promise you this. As a SNCO. I would throttle any Marine carrying a umbrella. Period.

 

[OB1]

 

[OB1]

The gunbrella, custom made, pre-order yours for Christmas …

 

[TBU]

Except that one. I would be good with that one.

 

[OB1]

Wow, cyber crypt. Hopefully he won’t have to deploy to some shithole. You raised him right

 

[OB1]

Yeah, and it automatically stays upright when you go prone…

 

[TBU]

I actually have 2 sons in the Corps. Very proud dad. They are both great Marines. Get them both home for Christmas… only time you’ll see a smile on my face when I get to have a beer with my Marines.

 

[OB1]

Oorah brother! Gonna be a good Christmas, bottoms up… iii%

 

[Bigmurph6]

That’s a badass umbrella
Not to mention that f*cking rifle damn

 

[OB1]

I built it after my work rifle, the M40-A3… I call it the M40-A fugly1…

 

[Bigmurph6]

Its alot better than my carbine lol that thing is sexy as fuck

 

[OB1]

Hey @TrenGod… Are you referring to the 75th medical group?

 

[John]

That is pretty ugly… and if I’m in the woods with my gun “alert to the dirt” even the crossbow

 

[OB1]

Hmmm, the crossbow, there’s a sweet piece of equipment, Cupid on steroids, lol

 

[beef_boolean]

That has to be the weirdest instance of cock and ball torture I’ve ever heard of, tbh