Military always busting on military lol

[John]

I laughed

 

[TG1]

Too bad we don’t have any coasties in here lol.

 

[Bigmurph6]

Im just a violent person sometimes so I do think that its funny that you can’t carry umbrellas I have the utmost respect for anyone that kills with their barehands though

 

[OB1]

Ha! I had additional training how to use an assortment of weapons, the umbrella was one of my faves…

 

[Bigmurph6]

So the army gets that an umbrella is a bad ass weapon im guessing you poke for the eyes?

 

[OB1]

Aahaha. We called them ‘c’ dats… computerized dumbass tankers…

 

[TG1]

Marines weren’t allowed to carry umbrellas cause it embarrassing the amount that couldn’t figure out how to open them. But finally they are allowed too now.

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[OB1]

My umbrella has bullets in it. I always aimed for the eyes

 

[Bigmurph6]

I definitely want one of those

Ive seen one with a syringe and needle in a museum but never a gun

 

[John]

Who uses a umbrella anyways that’s girly

 

[OB1]

If I ever figure out how to post a picture, I’ll show you.

 

[Bigmurph6]

That’s exactly what it said that women in the marines can use umbrellas since the 50s or something and that the men couldn’t because they needed there hands to kill.

 

[Bigmurph6]

The weird looking arrow pointing up in the bottom of the post box and then select which you want to post

 

[OB1]

If you’re going to hang it on you’re shoulder, might as well strap an umbrella to the muzzle. Dry head, dry barrel

 

[Bigmurph6]

Skip the condom and use an umbrella

 

[OB1]

And save the condom for the big jobs… I don’t have an arrow in my box :roll_eyes: maybe I’m not allowed to post pics yet

 

[Bigmurph6]

That’s definitely possible because of punk ass spammers and scammers.
You will get there soon because you have been participating

 

[OB1]

Then I’ll post a pic of my condombrella

 

[TG1]

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[OB1]

Oh, that arrow duh