Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes:
–Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
–Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
–There are two theories to arguing with a woman… neither works.
–Never miss a good chance to shut up.
–If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
–The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
–Lettin’ the cat outta’ the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.
–And finally: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
–Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
–Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
–There are two theories to arguing with a woman… neither works.
–Never miss a good chance to shut up.
–If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
–The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
–Lettin’ the cat outta’ the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.
–And finally: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
