Daily thread July 11 2020

[Dirtnasty]

Honestly would be probably third night there and this personal experience my wife if not for a boy band member.

 

[Dirtnasty]

I insist

 

[Outlawthing]

Dammit John now you got all our interest up! I wanna end things and be alone for awhile means I wanna date other guys at least she is being honest as far as ex don’t do it. Sex is good but then it opens the floodgates of hell and the bs drowns you

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’ll
Only be in town for 4 nights so flood gates can’t really open

 

[Outlawthing]

Which voice is whispering in your ear right now the good one ? Or the gooood one?

 

[John]

All 3 of em

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’m not sure I have one of those good voices.

 

[Outlawthing]

The third one is your penis

 

[Dirtnasty]

So probably that one

 

[McSwickles]

Listen to your penis… always listen to your penis… think about what we put that little guy through… he deserves the occasional adventure! He’s earned it!

 

[Youts]

Ever see the Dear Penis youtube video from rodney carrington??

 

[Outlawthing]

If I listened to him he would be blind crippled or dead layer up bed ridden or In A wheel chair or cane oh the places he would have taken us too the places he has !!! He is like the little drunk buddy that becomes ten foot tall and bullet proof

 

[McSwickles]

That guys the most fun guy at the party! Pissing in the fish tank and trying to fight the pizza delivery guy!!!

 

[John]

Negative