Gym Pet Peeves

[GlycogenGuy]

people fucking reading while on aerobic machines. To me if you can read you are not working hard enough. The reading just gets me going. Also the guy working out in jeans and boots wtf

 

[Bigmurph6]

I can’t stand how dirty some gyms are getting in my area. I get that everyone is sweating and nasty but damn pay the employees a little more so that they actually care and clean the place better.
Also to the people that don’t wipe down machines and benches I might get roid rage one day and go bananas on someone. Im not looking to get ringworm or some other fungus or bacteria. I have seen the summer influx and it brought in alot of dirty people.
It makes me even more just want to use my home gym and not even goto the gym to use certain things I don’t have yet in my home collection.
Had to vent
Banned

 

[GlycogenGuy]

Naked old dudes are historical. They will bend over right in front of you or put a leg up on a bench and start talking to you lol

 

[MBTJR1980]

Omg thats soooooo nasty!!

 

[GlycogenGuy]

Or when they blow dry there wrinkled grapes lmao. That will be all of us one day

 

[MBTJR1980]

HAHAAAA Their grapes are blowing onto your delt while they do it

 

[GlycogenGuy]

God knows they can reach hahahaha

 

[John]

Naked old dudes, you must be on the west coast

 

[GlycogenGuy]

No east coast “ THEY ARE EVERYWHERE “ lmao

 

[John]

Ha ha oh boy

 

[siglo69]

I can’t stand these old bastards with their peckers hanging out for all to see. I work in a prison so I have to look at nuts and butt almost on a daily basis. I went off on a dude one day, one leg up the counter brushing his fucking teeth with his ball bag hanging out. It looked like a baby bird in a nest. I blew my top.

 

[MBTJR1980]

LMFAOOOOOO!!! Thats sooo fkn funny dude! I would have lost my shit too

 

[GlycogenGuy]

Maybe he was trying to entice you lol hahahaha

 

[siglo69]

You never know. I’ve got low standards

 

[GlycogenGuy]

Need help? LMAO

 

[siglo69]

Well I do work in a prison, so I’ve been in and seen some shit. I probably need some help.

 

[GlycogenGuy]

I did work in a prison on their automation systems for a year. There was a woman’s floor as well and they would flash you. As I’m sure you know first hand.

 

[siglo69]

Yup worked in a women’s prison for 3 years. Seen some NASTY beavers. Crack whores. Bull Dykes. Had bloody tampons thrown at me. I’d much rather have a shit bomb thrown at me than a bloody tampon any day.

 

[GlycogenGuy]

That is so nasty !

 

[siglo69]

Hmm, where did this thread go??