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[Thunder]

Yea I keep telling the wife that…
Finally she stopped laughing at me when the subject comes up… lmao

 

[Rusty]

Thunder down under baby!!!

 

[Rusty]

Ya I was hoping he was gonna say she just grabbed it and started. Well I won’t make this a porno thread. But ya!

 

[Dirtnasty]

I’ve had a hot nurse for physical. Def had a little swelling going on. Pretty much how i sit normal when I take cialis now as well just half y’all day

 

[John]

Well @TBU I’m not normal, I’m uncomfortable with ANYBODY touching me,don’t care what they look like, so what I’m sayin is she wouldn’t have been flicking my dick, cause he woulda been hiding.

 

[Rusty]

I have a good one @LaserPharm @TBU @John @Thunder @Dirtnasty

So I was a kid playing hockey. I was running late for practice and had to take a shit. I thought I would save a second or two by closing the toilet seat while sitting down at the same time. Well I somehow pinched my left testicle between the seat and the toilet. It swelled up huge. I had to go to the emergency room. The doctor was gorgeous. She kept fondling my nuts. I had just hit puberty and was scared out of my mind that I was gonna get a boner. My only defense I could think of at the moment was to close my eyes and think of old naked people. Hahahahaha haha. Nowadays I’d just let that sucker go. You might like this conversation @BigSwole69

 

[TBU]

Well most of the time I would agree but she was drop dead beautiful. I’m talking an honest to god 10. I still know her name at it was 32 years ago.

 

[John]

Ha ha

 

[John]

Ha ha you pervert

 

[Outlawthing]

The only way to make you penis grow is to cut it off a sow on another one ask Lorena bobbett

 

[Bigmurph6]

Lol I was laughing earlier now laughing harder because you answered lol
You guys are great could you imagine if you jammed 2iu and it just blew up say 18 inches and stayed that way for hrs.

That would put viagra cialis and all that out of commission

 

[John]

Ha ha no it wouldn’t @Bigmurph cause I sure as hell ain’t jammin nothing in my dick,all the insecure guys will be doin it, not me

 

[John]

Acceptance is key, you see I’ve accepted I have a small pecker, he’s violent, but small.

 

[Bigmurph6]

I won’t either but I do know for a fact that the porn stars shoot sidentafil straight into the cartilage. Then they say that they can get 3- 4hrs out of it

 

[Bigmurph6]

What do you believe a small pecker is because I do the group sex thing and I thought my dick was tiny from watching porn. Lol
Mosg guys are average basically 5-6 inches hard

 

[Rusty]

I heard you could sell your penis for million dollars per inch for rich people who want a bigger shlong

 

[Bigmurph6]

Im up for that 1in 1 mil im down but medical and recovery has to be paid for

 

[Rusty]

Not insecure. But I’d do it just to walk around Walmart in spandex and look at everyone’s faces

 

[John]

Oh boy well I guess their dedicated to their job

 

[John]

I imagine it would be amusing