TIP OF THE DAY:
Never eat egg whites, bean, turkey chilli preworkout, then think you can get away with farting on the pec deck machine. I looked around and none of the many hot girls were near by so I took a chance. Good Lord Almighty Jesus it stunk like the sewage along the Tijuana river. Sorry guys who were on the machines nearby. That was rank! I took it like a man and stayed on the machine basking in all its glory.
The pump doing alternating back and chest exercises after two days in a row taking Anadrol and Cialis was awesome! Tonight is my weekly cheat meal. I’m going to eat an entire pizza, a Hershey’s almond chocolate bar, and some starburst flavor-reds. I’ll wash it down with diet Dr. Pepper. Why diet? I’m retarded like that.