Obviously this story needs some substance lol. I had that printer for like 8 years or better and time after time it has eaten paper, destroyed ink cartridges that I had to clean out of the tray, the paper feeder would jam constantly, it would print really blurry periodically, no matter the settings on the PC it would print shit out of order and if I used any paper besides the thick office style paper it wouldn’t print at all.
I came home a few weeks ago after a shitty and long ass day at work and all I was looking forward to was getting my new nutrition plan and Meadows program printed out. The printer apparently had it out for me because it did all of those things I mentioned for almost an hour and never getting a single page to print. I calmly unplugged the USB from the computer and unplugged the power cord from the wall, then I picked up the printer and slammed it on the floor, effectively giving good reason to buy a new printer. Problem solved. I have a new printer and it works flawlessly.